What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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