- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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