Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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