- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Leave. Now.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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