- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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