- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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