A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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