josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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