why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Whats funny? Your face.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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