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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Please don't shoot me

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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