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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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