Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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