- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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