- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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