What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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