A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's one plus one? two.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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