Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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