why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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