Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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