what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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