What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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