- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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