- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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