- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

sucks Syntax...

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Sloths

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!