- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Women's Rights..

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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