What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

you see theres this guy.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

BIG MAC'S

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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