Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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