- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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