Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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