- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

this website is a bad joke

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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