- Anti Joke

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did not. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die