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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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