what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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