What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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