- Anti Joke

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

I just threw up..In my pants.

hi penis ham telephone

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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