- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Where's my tractor?

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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