A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Oh, go away

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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