- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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