- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the black guy die? cancer

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

The Big Band Theory

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

you give like i give lomain

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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