Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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