Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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