Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Half life 3 confirmed

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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