A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Sex

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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