Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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