- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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