Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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what is 3+3= 8

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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