Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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penis. nuff said.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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