- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

who is really lanky? james cornish

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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