A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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