- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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