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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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