Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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