- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Justin's life

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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