knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A man walks into a bar

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Hello

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Asian women drivers...

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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