A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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