- Anti Joke

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off