- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mind's eye?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

i cant STAND cripple jokes

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What's half of 8? o

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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