- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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