- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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