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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

knock knock come in

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

SHUT UP JP

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Who wants water? I do.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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