- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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