- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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