- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Tony Romo

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do u call a cripple Biv

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