- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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