Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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