- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Feminism.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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