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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A praying mantis is very graceful

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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