- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Cripples are lame.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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