what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Horse.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

noah is a scrub jungle

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Brain fart

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Gay rights.

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