How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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