How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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