A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What would u like to drink?

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antonis sister is mighty fine

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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