- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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