- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What is white and square? A ping pong block

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

a blind man walks into a wall

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