Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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boobs!

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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