- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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