What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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