- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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