What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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