What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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