- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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