- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

1+1=2

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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