How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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