- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!