- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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