Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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