Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Sam Hengal.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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