- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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