- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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