- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How old are you? 7

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Waffles ate my grandma

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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