What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

You should read the Terms of Service.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Caolan and Eamon

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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