- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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