Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A van drives into a car.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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