- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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